All The Better

Story #7: In which Walela revises an old fairytale and tragedy is easily averted.

To hear the story, warn Little Red Riding Hood.

To read the story, feed the wolf:

The Battle of Bullfrog Meadow

Announcing a whole new way to "enjoy" these stories
In order to resolve technical problems, I am now hosting the stories on Audioblog.com. One result: The saturday stories are now a podcast. How cool is that?

Story #6, In which Doug and Craig learn proper roping etiquette.


To hear the story, click on Doug circa 1987.






To read the story, click on Craig as he appears today:

Note, I'm having technical problems recording which is why there's static and poor delivery this week and problems with hosting so previous weeks' stories are probably down temporarily. Hopefully I'll be well by Saturday.

Pansi's Audiobiography

Note: Geocities and I are having relationship issues. This post should be working because Apple rocks but the other stories may not work until I can fix links. Tomorrow's story is at risk, but I plan to resume by next Saturday.

Warning: Some material may not be appropriate for children or people who like children

Thanks, to Weirsdo for smuggling this recording of Pansi telling the true story of how she conquered heartbreak and poverty to be come a superstar.

Click on Pansi to hear her story:


Weirsdo offers the following new word as well: Pansify, v.t. Reduce to a state of confusion bordering on the surreal.

Andy Prepares for Manhood

Story #5, in which my father teaches my brother about manly behavior.

To hear the wise man pet his camel:

To read the story educate Andy:

Tony and The Bear in The Land of The Cockatoo

Story #4: In which Doug suffers an identity crisis and learns a lesson about male bonding.

Poke the bear to hear the story.

If you want to read the story instead, say hallo to my leetle frien'


See below for the first friendly submission.

I'll be delighted to receive more submissions.

Tom's Story

Listen to the first submission from a friend by clicking Here.

A definition to accompany this story is in the comments.