It's Not a Choice, This is How God Made Me

Story #3, In which Doug goes to a gay picnic and gains insight into his own orientation.

Toss the salad to hear the story.

Grab the hot dog to read the story.

I just bet this is the week someone will send me their audio story to post here.

Tim and Doug briefly join the military

In which Tim and Doug learn there's a fine line between a cowboy and an enemy combatant and cross it a couple times.

This is the second story from Waking Ambrose.

Salute the pilot to hear the story.

Stroke Tim's cheesy beard to read it.

I would love to post your stories as well, particularly audioblogs. Here's what I'm thinking...You make the story and store it on-line then send me the link. As long as you leave out explicit images and language, I'll post it here and write a new word definition, a la Waking Ambrose to accompany it.

Story #1: Nancy, Mike and Doug in Plato's cavern

In which Doug and his friends Mike and Nancy Armstrong go caving and learn valuable lessons about preparation.

Darkness, n. The most efficient source of illumination.

Poke the dragon to hear the first story.

Stroke the caveman to read the story as a pdf download.