Sunday, November 27, 2005

Joon: Child Star

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Here is Joon's audiobiography:
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Click here for a print version (print version lacks Joon's complaints, commentary on Diamonelle, and hamster info).
Weirsdo's definition: Hamsters, n. (pl.): Sex and violence for the kids.

Saturday, November 26, 2005

Command Performance

Story #20, in which Doug humbly offers a little story upon the request of the Pez sisters and Pia.

To hear Doug's humble offering, click on Pavarotti.
To read Doug's literary submission, stop the queen from killing her poor and noble servant.

Monday, November 21, 2005

Heart of Aubern: The Story of Aubvey

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Aubvey's audiobiography:
Prologue:
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Heart of Aubern: The Story of Aubvey
For a print version, click here. (Print version lacks congratulations to Tigers and cheering.)
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Weirsdo's definition: Fan: n. Socially acceptable victim of severe bipolar and obsessive-compulsive disorders.

Sunday, November 20, 2005

Lobsterlela's Tragic Past

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Click the audiopost to hear Lobsterlela's sad tale. Click here for a print version.
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Weirsdo's definition: Funeral: Ceremony in which one person awakens from the nightmare of history, and the rest reconstruct it as a good dream.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Razor

Story #19, in which a country girl expresses herself.

To hear a farmhand's story you usually only have to ask (below)
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To read, hop up on the John Deere 5220, as used in the actual story.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

April: Friend of the Earth

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Here is April's audiobiography. Click here for a print version.
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Weirsdo's definition: Care: n. Friendly interference.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

Turning Towards the Light: The Story of Brittney

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Click here for a print version (print version does not contain postscript).
Weirsdo's definitions: Prayer: n. Totting up blessings and requesting additions.
Curse: n. Request for divine subtraction.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Semisweet1's Story


The following story was submitted by Semisweet1 as a birthday present.

To hear Semisweet1 be scurrilous, click the Schwartz' Candies Logo










To read the story, head for Muscle Shoals

Not Exactly Christmas


First of all, Happy Birthday to Lucy Em aka Rainbow Lotus!

Story #18, in which the blogangels announce the coming of the Dork King.

For the raconteur, click Doug at his peak of his sophistication and refinement.










To read the story, pull up with Andy (left) and I.

Thursday, November 10, 2005

Karmatose: The Lives of Emrald

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For a slightly abridged print version, click here.
Weirsdo's definition: Plague: 1. v. To pester pestilentially, esp. for attention. 2. n. Deleterious epidemic, or the agent(s) who spread it. See blogger.

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

From the Outside Looking In

Click to hear the saga of Sissy and Mr. B.
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Weirsdo's definition:
Devotion: n. Selfless quality; "the terrible tyranny of the weak over the strong" (Oscar Wilde).

Saturday, November 05, 2005

On The Road Again

Story #17, another hitch-hiking story in which Willie Nelson comes up.
To hear me speak, click on Willie (the other one).










To read the story, start in Big Pine. Don't worry, there's time.

Sissy of The Pansi Files will be along to tell her own story sometime this evening.

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Doo-Doo Girl's Audiobiography


To hear Doo-Doo Girl's life story, "tip" the waitress.

Weirsdo's definition:
Rainbow, n. Heavenly promise. Evaporates quickly.