Joon: Child Star

Here is Joon's audiobiography:

Click here for a print version (print version lacks Joon's complaints, commentary on Diamonelle, and hamster info).
Weirsdo's definition: Hamsters, n. (pl.): Sex and violence for the kids.

Command Performance

Story #20, in which Doug humbly offers a little story upon the request of the Pez sisters and Pia.

To hear Doug's humble offering, click on Pavarotti.
To read Doug's literary submission, stop the queen from killing her poor and noble servant.

Heart of Aubern: The Story of Aubvey

Aubvey's audiobiography:
Prologue:

Heart of Aubern: The Story of Aubvey
For a print version, click here. (Print version lacks congratulations to Tigers and cheering.)

Weirsdo's definition: Fan: n. Socially acceptable victim of severe bipolar and obsessive-compulsive disorders.

Lobsterlela's Tragic Past

Click the audiopost to hear Lobsterlela's sad tale. Click here for a print version.

Weirsdo's definition: Funeral: Ceremony in which one person awakens from the nightmare of history, and the rest reconstruct it as a good dream.

Razor

Story #19, in which a country girl expresses herself.

To hear a farmhand's story you usually only have to ask (below)

To read, hop up on the John Deere 5220, as used in the actual story.

April: Friend of the Earth

Here is April's audiobiography. Click here for a print version.

Weirsdo's definition: Care: n. Friendly interference.

Turning Towards the Light: The Story of Brittney

Click here for a print version (print version does not contain postscript).
Weirsdo's definitions: Prayer: n. Totting up blessings and requesting additions.
Curse: n. Request for divine subtraction.

Semisweet1's Story

The following story was submitted by Semisweet1 as a birthday present.

To hear Semisweet1 be scurrilous, click the Schwartz' Candies Logo










To read the story, head for Muscle Shoals

Not Exactly Christmas

First of all, Happy Birthday to Lucy Em aka Rainbow Lotus!

Story #18, in which the blogangels announce the coming of the Dork King.

For the raconteur, click Doug at his peak of his sophistication and refinement.










To read the story, pull up with Andy (left) and I.

Karmatose: The Lives of Emrald

For a slightly abridged print version, click here.
Weirsdo's definition: Plague: 1. v. To pester pestilentially, esp. for attention. 2. n. Deleterious epidemic, or the agent(s) who spread it. See blogger.

From the Outside Looking In

Click to hear the saga of Sissy and Mr. B.

Click here for a print version with explanatory links.

Weirsdo's definition:
Devotion: n. Selfless quality; "the terrible tyranny of the weak over the strong" (Oscar Wilde).

On The Road Again

Story #17, another hitch-hiking story in which Willie Nelson comes up.
To hear me speak, click on Willie (the other one).










To read the story, start in Big Pine. Don't worry, there's time.

Sissy of The Pansi Files will be along to tell her own story sometime this evening.

Fly In The Ointment- A Tale of Karma

Salute Karma's Papa to read the story.

Doo-Doo Girl's Audiobiography

To hear Doo-Doo Girl's life story, "tip" the waitress.

Weirsdo's definition:
Rainbow, n. Heavenly promise. Evaporates quickly.

Doo Doo Man's Audiobiography

To hear Doo-Doo Man's life story, click on the trip.

Weirsdo's definition:
Soulmate, n. 1. Fictional person inhabiting cyberspace.
2. The El Dorado of the personals.

Mommy The Moocher

Story #16 in which Jazz Great Cab Calloway makes and keeps time.
To hear the story, click with Cab:












To read the story, snap Minnie the Moocher.

Blochalela's Audiobiography

To hear Blochalela's life story, click on the photo.

Weirsdo's definition:
Inspirational, adj. Tending to fill others with a mighty wind that may turn out to be hot air, or worse.

Daisy's Audiobiography

To hear Daisy's life story, click on the photo.

Weirsdo's definition:
Las Vegas, n. Where people get their just deserts.

Star Peak

Story #15, in which Doug's gas runs out but his luck holds steady.
To hear the story, climb Star Peak.










To read the story, follow me.

Night of the Frogmen

Story #14, in which Doug uses a title based on a fact he left out of the spoken version of his story, that his companion introduced himself as "Frogman."

To hear the story, point to the Frogmen.





To read the story, salute the first African-American President of The United States of America