Thursday, August 10, 2006

America's Most Wanted

The story of a Stiletto-heeled 19-year-old Belle of the Brawl in the Bahamas. A tale of innocence.

Listen?






Read?



I'm on vacation!

14 comments:

Doug said...

ESCAPE, v.i. To pursue alternative confinement.

G said...

I'll never look at a Bahamas vacation brochure the same way again.

neva said...

love her story... love your definition. excellent on both counts! xo

neva said...

by the way, "come hear her keep it short"? are you mocking Sar's height? at 5' 5", i'm as vertically challenged as she is... together that makes us 10' 10". don't think we can't kick your ass. (besides, i hear she has friends at the WWE) xo

Doug said...

Why, G? They leave out the part about "A Fugitive's Paradise?"

Neva, it's a good story and well told, isn't it? And no, it's in reference to the blarney gift. 5'5" isn't short. "I thought she'd be taller" is just the classic post-celebrity encounter comment and I did enjoy trading insults over it. You're right, though. I forgot about her friends. Bring's to mind an episode from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Jake said...

wow, is this a true story?

ariel said...

Sar, you must believe in gaurdian angels ever since!

Logophile said...

5'5 is a PERFECT height.
And that makes us 15'15
so
watch yourself, Doug.
Man, now I am a little hesitant to take Sar out when she comes this way, heaven only knows what trouble she'll get into!

cooper said...

never would have guessed such adventure - if that is what it is - had come her way.

Doug said...

Jake, all I can say is Sar seems to believe it. Poor thing.

Ariel, and they're dangerous as hell. That was always my suspicion.

Logo, peace. I'm 5'5 too, so we're 21'8". OK, not really.

Cooper, the same thing probably happened to you last year and again last week.

Minka said...

I think I am 5.6, can I still join the club?

Anywho... scary stuff! My recording didn´t play all teh wya to the end though, I am pretty certain it is just me. What has our world come to?!: It's Most Wanted enlisted eating stilet
to world out there!

pia said...

So you've been wanted by the FBI :-)

Doug said...

Minka, and in the Bahamas. Who do I have to kill?

Pia, it's not surprising, if you think of it.

weirsdo said...

Spooky story! Angel, n.: wolf in sheep's clothing, devil in disguise.