The wriggling reliquary of Waking Ambrose.
I like the first three lines, I can rap them!
Today is Groundhog day. Will the groundhog see his shadow? Washington Post "Did the groundhog see his shadow?" everyone asks. "Will Mubarak remain in office for seven more months?" I'm sorry, that's not the question. But the answer is in!Groundhog day results: Spring"But now the unspellable Punxsutawney Phil (and Staten Island Chuck) have both peered from their holes and concurred: no shadow, no more winter!"
"(if you drive a car, car;) - I’ll tax the street; (if you try to sit, sit;) - I’ll tax your seat; (if you get too cold, cold;) - I’ll tax the heat; (if you take a walk, walk;) - I'll tax your feet." (Beatles of course.)Ah, yes, that tax man.
I hope the tax man treats you fairly Doug.[Verse:]I said to my Uncle SamOld Man Taxes, here I amAnd heWas glad to see meMister Small Fry, yes, indeedLower brackets, that's my speedBut heWas glad to see me[1st refrain:]I paid my income tax todayI never felt so proud beforeTo be right there with the millions moreWho paid their income tax todayI'm squared up with the U.S.A.See those bombers in the sky?Rockefeller helped to build 'em, so did II paid my income tax today[2nd refrain:]I paid my income tax todayA thousand planes to bomb BerlinThey'll all be paid for and I chipped inThat certainly makes me feel okayTen thousand more and that ain't hayWe must pay for this war somehowUncle Sam was worried but he isn't nowI paid my income tax today[3rd REFRAIN with coda:]I paid my income tax todayI never cared what Congress spentBut now I'll watch over ev'ry centExamine ev'ry bill they payThey'll have to let me have my sayI wrote the Treasury to go slowCareful, Mister Henry Junior, that's my doughI paid my income taxNow you've got all the factsI know you'll pay your taxes too
Ariel, the world is waiting for a Hungarian rap star. You can call yourself Lil' Nyárancssarganöszemelya or DJ Makósbeiglipaprikash or something catchy like that.So, Karen, did Mubarak see his shadow?I'm getting to know him, TLP.Nice lyric, Coop! I don't know that one.
I don't know yet. Christiane Amanpour is reporting via twitter:"Just spent 20 minutes interviewing President Mubarak at the palace. Details to come. #Egypt"
I've got no car and it's breaking my heart/But I've found a driver and that's a start!You can drive my car I'll be sitting in wrapped in fur and gold.
Karen, I'll stay untuned.Ariel, no diamond car for your people at the wheel?
No but I'll consider a diamond saddle...
No Doug Drones On Ad Infinitum?
Doug, you must be getting a refund. Those are the people who worry about taxes now. GOOD FOR YOU!Thanks, TLP, or the Beatles bit. That one register to deep into my head. But you helped me retrieve it...
Hey Jim, Who you picking for the Super Bowl?I'm going with the Pack. I can't stand the Pittsburgh Steelers. Besides Ben Roethlisberger just grew a horrendous-looking beard. ...
Hope it went well. I should know tax songs but don't
Author! Author!Taxes are no fun. Whatcha gonna do?
"And if five percent appears too small be careful I don't take it all"I got stung by the taxman some years back for driving a company car which I foolishly left of my return sheet. The swines hit me for £8,000 ($15,000?)!!!
Ask Suleiman, the Turk. You never give a Magyar a saddle.Karen, nothing ad infinitum.This year, yes, Jim. But mainly I'm just too disorganized not to do it at the front end.Well chosen, Karen.Pia, 99 bottles of beer is good enough.Nuttin' to do, Quack.Lordy, Russell. That's a big bite of the apple.
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