Le Roi Des Fous

Here, now, on April Fool's Day,

Which returns each year in May,

Let's take time to rededicate

Ourselves to whate'er made us great.

With folly as first principle,

Let other cares be minceable

And seek in every way and thing

A nat'l hero, judge and king.

Who is the wisest fool, let's ask,

And how best to achieve our task?

I'd begin, I'll share with thee,

By searching the majority.